**TRANSCRIPT**

Panel 1: Inkshadowblood gets in the car with her mother, Lucy Pope. Inkshadowblood slams the car does as Lucy Pope starts to say, “Hi, sweetie! How was your study club? Did you-” Inkshadowblood interrupts Lucy Pope to ask, “Is Joshua named after Jesus?”

Panel 2: Lucy Pope looks confused and says, “What? Joshua is named after your great-grandfather.”

Panel 3: Inkshadowblood narrows her eyes and asks, “Was my great-grandfather Catholic, too?” Lucy Pope replies, “Well, yeah, he would volunteer at the Ch-”

Panel 4: Inkshadowblood screams, “OH MY GA-AWD!” Lucy Pope yells back, “Mary, we have talked about the screaming!”