Chapter 1 Page 8
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Panel 1: On the other side of the couch from where Florence Greentail and Clara Hopper are talking, Arepo and Inkshadowblood are talking. Arepo is munching on some Doritoes. Inkshadowblood says, “…and my mom has been forcing Christ onto us since before we were born! I mean… our names!”
Panel 2: Inkshadowblood says, “Mary, Joseph! Only Joshua got a normal name!”
Panel 3: Arepo, still idly eating chips, says “Actually, Joshua is the name of Jesus in some translations.”
Panel 4: Inkshadowblood jumps off the couch, dramatically flailing her arms and screaming loud enough to scare Florence Greentail and Clara Hopper. Inkshadowblood screams, “OH MY GAAAAAAWD!” Meanwhile, Arepo takes a smug and amused bite of cheese.
Drama queen. =P
OH MUH GAWD XD
if you don’t want a religious name you’re gonna have a hard time.
just about the only popular name without Jacob originating religious connotations is Isis and I feel sorry for anyone called that in this day and age.