**TRANSCRIPT**

Panel 1: Florence Greentail shuffles a deck of tarot cards in her den, next to a lit incense burner. Florence Greentail asks out loud, “Was it a good idea to join a coven?”

Panel 2: Florence Greentail has drawn a tarot card called “REALLY DUMB FOOL.” The card is numbed -1, marked with a “:P” symbol and depicts a sun-glasses cat riding a skateboard off a cliff, while dunking a basketball, into a pit of hungry sharks.

Panel 3: Florence Greentail looks sourly at the card and asks, “Why did I even buy this deck?”